Harry Horny
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Harry Garson of Newport, Michigan has unique condition called HT or high testosterone. It is a condition that makes Harry extremely horny most of the time and is the reason his wife calls him Horny Harry. Sylvia Garson, Harry’s wife explained, “Harry always wants to do you know what all the time. This condition progressively got worse as he hit puberty as a 6 year old. He became a chronic masturbator at the age of 8 and developed arthritis in his wrist at 15 years old. You would think this would hurt our marriage but we figured things out early on. First off, I alone cannot help satiate him or I would not be able to walk due to several reasons, chafing being the main cause. I offered to have an open marriage but Harry is too loyal, I mean he still roots for the Lions after all these years. So we came up with a compromise where he could do whatever he wants with another woman but he can’t touch. So look, but don’t touch is our answer to a happy marriage.”
We asked Harry for his view of the compromise and he said “I need it and I need it all the time and it’s not fair to my beautiful wife. She has tried to hire me a hooker or two in the past but she realized I wouldn’t touch them. She hates to waste money so she started to get mad at me, coincidentally that also turns me on. She then found a cheat code where I can pick up women get naked and have them get naked but don’t touch them, I could only touch myself. It was weird at first, especially for the woman I would pick up. I would explain my situation and they would only want me more because they knew they couldn’t have me, but I gave them the chance to mutually masturbate with me which is a whole new sense of excitement that they really do enjoy. Imagine asking a women you meet if they don’t mind getting naked for you, and then tell them that you won’t touch them. At first they think you are kidding, then when you climb on top of them but don’t touch them it gets really weird. The benefit is my triceps and forearms look incredible from this sexual non touching experience. The downside is that I have gone through a dozen or so blow up dolls after the nakedness ends.”
Harry’s Dr. Has told us that there is a medication to reduce the high testosterone, but he is super loyal to their compromise and refuses to take it.
