Health Benefits to Marrying a Relative

We have grown up believing that marrying someone you are related to is taboo. It is not recommend marry to a brother or sister (totally gross as shit), however medical science has seen great benefits in marrying a second or third cousin. We spoke with Dr. Sickleeyellow and here is what he had to say, “I married my third cousin Lila Sickleeyellow…I know all of her medical history and genetics…she is pretty, so the kids should look decent….that is if we are disgusting enough to have kids…..I am not for it, but she is……also, I really don’t have to worry about meeting her parents and impressing those asswipes….I already know them and hated them early in my childhood……..by far the easiest most predictable relationship I have ever been in!”