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Hearing Things

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For the longest time people always thought Rosa Hernandez was crazy. Rosa was quick to explain her problem, “I am way too open and honest and as soon as I told people I heard voices in my head rumors started flying. People looked at me like I was crazy, more so than usual and it was so uncomfortable. I heard voices but I couldn’t understand what they were saying. This went on for 6 years until I finally met a nice Chinese guy. I started dating Mr. Lee and I really opened up to him about the voices and he asked me to repeat what I heard and it turns out the reason I couldn’t understand the voices was because they were speaking Mandarin Chinese and he was able to explain what they were saying. They were telling me to learn Mandarin and so I did. Two years later I had to break up with Mr. Lee, turns out the voices in my head hated him. The voices continue to speak to me and have given me sound advice throughout the years and I now make a really good Kung pao chicken thanks to them.”

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