HFFU Disease Metastasizing
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HFFU is a disease that only affects the top 1% of the world. It takes different forms and can really attack the brain in ways that are still being studied (genetic abnormality). HFFU stands for “High Functioning F$#$# Ups”.
Back in 1994 we did a study on two subjects and followed them until 2022 and now the data is being shared globally. Let’s say the subjects names were Mattu and Bradess….both individuals fall on the scale of what is considered “Genius” and both were members of MENSA at birth (we know that is bull shit).
Matt had this to say about his diagnosis, “While getting my PHD at MIT, I invented a serum that makes guys hug themselves and procreate….I also got straight A’s and received a full scholarship to Harvard for another PHD in a degree and curriculum I invented….suck that beyatchhhhh!”
Bradess, the other subject had this to say, “I invented the wedgy at age 4…pulled Dave Brown’s underwear over his head and then stuffed it in his fat ass….then went onto get my law degree from Northwestern and become partner at Winston & Strawn in 3 months….I’m fine….leave me alone…..gd damn am I hungry…you guys have Howie’s pizza anywhere near the office?”
The bottom 98% continues to replace underwear because of Bradess. A major problem at all over night camps across the country affected by (campedmic). HFFU is incurable and nor does anyone want to fix it.
