Higher Powers Called in to Help the World

There is no question that the US is being challenged with a crippling economy….challenges with brutality…..racism……unemployment…….rising real estate values…..etc. State governors all over the US have gotten together and brought in  a much higher power. They have signed a deal with G-D to fix the world’s problems. Here is what G-D had to say, “Adam and Eve looked great nude and the world was perfect when they were nude….all you dbags are messing up the world….by the way, I hate my Tesla…. I am sticking with the bald eagle…..wait, and that is patriotic…..NICE on me!”