Hole in the Great Wall

Two construction workers in China pierced the ancient Great Wall, because “it was in their way.”

Authorities have arrested the pair by the broken-down section of the wall far from the restored touristy areas.  The government of Youyu County announced the two suspects, identified as 38 year old Dig Tu Long, and 55 year old Long Ho Wei.

In their defense, they said the wall appeared to have “came out of nowhere” and that they didn’t know it was important to China. In their defense, they said it seemed like, “just another 5,500 mile long man-made wall you can find anywhere, like in Australia or Kentucky.”

They will be defended by Johnny Cochran III who was only visiting at the time, but decided to stay and represent the two “victims of this horrendous allegation and otherwise fine standing, law abiding citizens.”

JC III would only say for now that “if you didn’t see it, it didn’t happen,” and that cracks all along the walls help his clients.

He left with these parting words, “If the wall’s already split, you must acquit.”