Holy Crap

Billy Darnold Benedork hated rollercoasters and had an insane fear of heights. He figured out a way to make it so he would never be tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. Later on in life, he attended Cal Poly in their mechanical engineering program and graduated a year early (and minor in industrial design).  He embarked on a career developing rollercoasters. Not just any rollercoasters, but one that guaranteed a scream like no other. Here is what Billy had to say, “Before the ride, every person in line is forced to dip their hands in a highly flammable liquid……from there they get strapped in and the bar comes down…..as soon as the rollercoaster generates velocity and speed the safety bar ignites and everyone’s hands are on fire for 8 seconds and then quickly extinguished”

One of the people who went on the rollercoaster had this to say, “I never screamed so loud in my life….I also never had my hands on fire in my life…..I also never thought some moron would come up with a concept this fnnnn dangerous…….you have got to be kidding me…Billy is satin…..for real…otherwise, it was fun!”