Homeless Cribs
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A group of wealthy people in Los Angeles collectively have found a way to resolve the homelessness problem. After the last 8 months of many board meetings, several retired fortune 500 CEO’s came up with what appears to be a solution.
Dave Sobadass, who is an investment banking leader in Calabasas, had this to say, “We are going to build each homeless person a mansion and give them two cars….any model they want….this way they are off the streets……it may not seem logical, but the streets no longer have homeless people living on them.”
Lisa Bonstee, who is a current resident in Calabasas had this to say, “The streets are safer and my new neighbor, who has no middle name or first name…is a heck of a cook and is quite handsome…..I have spent the better part of the year boffing a homeless guy better looking than my husband….quite frankly, he has a nicer house and car than we do….my problems are solved!”