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Being forgetful can sometimes sneak up on someone from time to time. You may have asked yourself, where did I put my keys, did I lock the front door when I left, or did I turn off the iron? For Frank Furter, being forgetful is an every hour occurrence as he has recycling short term memory loss. He fell off a motorcycle while hot dogging it and popping wheelies, something his sister said he relished doing every weekend. Unfortunately for Frank he couldn’t cut the mustard while popping a wheelie and was taken out by a pothole. Cops grilled Fran Furter for hours but realized they reached their boiling point about 30 minutes into questioning as they realized he had amnesia and couldn’t even remember the last 30 minutes.
Life became extra tough for Frank Furter, being so forgetful was tough for him and his wiener dog, named Oscar Meyer. Turns out that Frank would constantly walk his dog because he forgot that he actually walked him 35 minutes ago. Unfortunately, Frank would see urine on the floor and think the dog was having accidents but the video evidence showed it was actually Frank who was urinating as a result of his incontinence, another side effect of his accident. Frank forgets he has to go to the bathroom and then also forgets he took his dog out for a walk just 35 minutes ago. This is a vicious cycle and would normally cause a person to break down, but not Frank because he won’t remember it in the next half hour. Unfortunately for Oscar Meyer, he is not so lucky, he has developed arthritis in his joints from his numerous walks and he has lost 40 percent of his body weight. Friends are trying to help Frank and Oscar Meyer by giving him multiple treats on his walks in an effort to beef him up. Hopefully enough neighbors can get their hands on Frank’s Weiner, to add enough size to him so he can flourish.
