How The Writers Strike Started

At MPL we just recently uncovered why the writers strike started and continues to go on. There was a computer keyboard and pen strike before the writers strike. This has made it very difficult for writers to focus on their craft. We spoke with a famous writer named Bill Noink in LA and here is what he had to say, “My fnnn keyboard is non-functioning…….even the function keys don’t function…..then, all the pen companies went on strike…this is fnnn up my world…..so we all went on strike…..I just hope the keyboard companies start making their way back to the market….plus, my family and I need the money…..you can only eat pork and beans for so long…..anyways, time to rip some ass….I may not  be able to write…..but this pork and bean diet has helped me create renewable energy….not shitting you at all!”