Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Human Facts

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By Steven Spark


 1.     If you walked for 12 hours a day it would take the average person 690 days to walk around the world.  But more likely, you would drown first.

2.     The tongue is covered in about 8000 taste buds, each containing up to 100 cells helping you taste your food.  They are only turned off by the special, automatic sensors at The Olive Garden.

3.     Your eyes blink around 20 times a minute.  That’s over ten million times a year.  Unless you’re an NFL official, then you blink and close your eyes when you are signaled to.

4.     Your ears never stop growing, especially if you live in England.  Moreso if you’re in the Royal Family.

5.     Earwax is actually a type of sweat.  In fact, Keith Sweat’s birth name was Keith Earwax.

6.     On average you fart enough in one day to fill a party balloon.  And if enough people got together, well those party balloons would really stink.

7.     We pee enough every month to fill a bathtub.  I tried to test it, but was caught and removed from Home Depot.

8.     Spread across their lifetime, most people spend an average of 1 whole year sitting on the toilet.  We’re aiming to make that, 1.5 years for Media Pub Live readers!

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