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By Jel Michaels


New Television Show to Rival Yellowstone

By now most of us have binged Yellowstone at least 2 or 3 times. And why not? It’s just absolutely AMAZING! Kevin Costner as the hardened Patriarch Rancher forced into politics to combat his own blood to protect his own. Kelly Reilly as the tough-as-nails Daughter that will protect her father’s interests, and her own, by whatever means necessary. Cole Hauser as the Ranch Boss that keeps the place running while stealing the stone-heart of the First Daughter. It’s an incredible show.

But, like anything in life, we are always looking for the next best thing. And Yellowstone Fans, your wish is the Cartoon Network’s command.

Not known for drama television series, mostly known for cartoons, CN has never really brought any serious drama to their network. But CN has delivered.

Jellystone!

An evil Park Ranger known as Mr. Ranger, lets travelers from far and wide set up camps and picnics in Jellystone National Park. They treat the campgrounds like they own them. They bring loud music, games, children, food, beverages, and go wild. They have no respect for the Natives of Jellystone. And the Natives are getting restless.

One Native and his loyal assistant have had enough. Yogi Bear and his partner, Boo Boo, have made the decision to wreak havoc on the tourists. They go on an absolute rampage stealing every picnic basket that they can find. They wear elaborate disguises. Sometimes even pushing LBGTQ boundaries by dressing as little old ladies to finagle picnic baskets and food from young, impressionable men. The show really touches on all current world events.

Mr. Ranger is constantly trying to catch Yogi and Boo Boo. It’s very early in season one, so I don’t want to give away any spoilers. I will just say this; Yogi and Boo Boo have evaded Mr. Ranger completely, so far. So, there has not been any hard violence yet. Lots of foot chases, though.

I am hooked!

With the early success of Jellystone, CN has also announced its next series coming in the Spring. It’s a documentary on the illegal trade of wild animals. It’s titled, “Magilla Gorilla For Sale.”

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7 Comments

  1. Jimmy Sobel February 3, 2023

    Oh my God! You just brought me so fat back! I am imagining Yogi Bear drinking whiskey and wearing boots….
    By the way, the last line with Manila Gorilla… CLASSIC!

  2. Adam Goldberg February 3, 2023

    I just pissed myself. Awesome!!!

  3. Mile Forest February 3, 2023

    I wonder if they’ll follow up on the steroid problem in the Laffolympics.

  4. Lisa Pafko February 3, 2023

    How about the archeologists that found all of the Captain Caveman artifacts?

  5. Lisa Pafko February 3, 2023

    What about all of the Captain Caveman artifacts found by Hanna Barbara archeologists?

  6. Rick Wolfe February 3, 2023

    Best one yet, Jel.

  7. Josh Miller February 3, 2023

    I love this website!
    I was looking at some of your past articles.
    Who is this guy? He’s so funny! I love the movie articles too.
    This one is super funny because I love Yellowstone. Jellystone is too funny.

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