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The feud between Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk is getting even more heated than previously thought. According to an insider at Twitter, “Mark and Elon first wanted to have a pay per view fight to raise money for Charity (Elon’s favorite stripper) and Candy (Mark’s favorite sweet thing). Unfortunately, things got heated on the call as they traded 8th grade barbs, such as my security guard can beat up your security guard and my lawyer is going to sue you so bad that you will have to fly on commercial jets. It was quite amusing until they decided to have a whip it out and measure it contest. Mark and Elon actually agreed to have a measuring their private parts contest on air, I shit you not. They were all set to go ahead with this but unfortunately, or fortunately, things broke down when the two could not agree on where to measure from. Mark insisted on measuring from the base of their units and Elon would not agree saying something about his bulging pubic bone would hinder his chances, oh well.”
Time will tell as to how far these billionaires will take this fight, but for now looks like Zuckerberg will be pulling Elon’s threads until he retaliates.
