Incel’s Turning to Mail Order Donkey Brides

As Tim Pool shared with Fox News that “Woke Agenda Ended my Sex Life,” Otto Rosales an enterprising Colombian immigrant took action to help this fellow male specimen in need of some loving. Otto called his cousin Julio in Colombia to immediately start exporting the donkeys to the US. He believes that he can make a fortune selling mail order donkey brides to the Incel market, estimated in the 10’s to 100’s of thousands.

As described in the award winning 2013 documentary ‘Donkey Love,’ Julio prefers having intimate relations with a donkey over relationship with women. “I don’t have to buy her clothes. I don’t have to buy her shoes,” boasted Julio. He is happy to share his tips on relationships as he frequently blogs on his website Burramore.com.

Otto expects that after the 7 day quarantine period required the USDA, the donkeys will have a short adjustment period to life in the US. “We are targeting the predominantly Spanish speaking areas of the US first including Florida, Texas and Arizona, so that the donkeys experience less culture shock,” Otto explained. “We will provide Spanish phrase books to each new Incel mate and require that he learns how to sing ‘Besame Mucho’ to serenade his new mate.”

Although only in its beta deployment stage, Otto is already gaining interest from potential investors and partnerships including Tinder, Match.com and eHarmony. He hopes that he can ultimately bring a piece of his home country to his adopted country that will reduce the political tension and stress predominately over taking the media and white male population.