Inflation Continues to Drive Groceries Up

By Bill Lumbergh

Inflation has decimated the economy. From inflation…..unemployment……….high gas prices…..and now extraordinary prices at the grocery store. The game of survival has changed.

Cannibalism is now back in and at an all time high. David AteYou had this to say, “One body keeps me full for a week….f$@#$ paying for groceries…I just cruise over the hospital and claim I am a med student……get my cadaver and eat away…..YUM!!!”

Medical schools are currently in a shortage of cadavers. Dr. Softon had this to say at from University of Chicago, “Let me finish suturing this arm with my teath…..oh yeah, we need more bodies for dinner…I mean research!”