Instagram Enforces Posting Policies
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The popularity of Facebook (FB) was just the start of social media, however other social feeds have experienced growth over the years as well. Instagram is owned by FB and has only grown since the acquisition.
Instagram has seen a massive rise in posting and has decided to enforce new rules around this activity. Instagram COO, David Mudafuka had this to say, “If anyone posts more than 10 times a day….they immediately have a drone process server serve them with an electric ankle bracelet and can’t leave their home for up to 60 days…I am sick off these asswhipes creating latency to the platform…..and an ankle bracelet is harmless!”
Instagram end-user Rich Idyot had this to say, “I haven’t left my house in 47 days……haven’t worked……and have only been able to jerk off once during this time..I don’t care about the ankle bracelet as much as not being able to have “me” time……anyways, I will never post more than 10 times again!”
Instagram also takes pictures of every person when they get busted for the 10th post….and posts it on their new social feed called Dumbassgram. So far, they are up to 150,000 people who continue to have a brag fest daily. There is also an automatic share tool that goes directly to their mom to inform they have poorly raised their loser kids.
I am screwed!!!!!