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Insurance Spokesman Smackdown

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Who do you hate the most? Anyone who watches live sports or news (or any other TV with commercials), has been beaten over the head with more insurance commercials than …

So which insurance spokesperson do you want to strangle the most? I thought of titling this article, F-Marry-Kill, but that doesn’t work if you want to kill all of them.

So let’s break it down:

Flo from Progressive

Emu and Doug from Liberty F’ing Mutual

Gecko from Geico (ok he’s kinda cute)

Mayhem guy from State Farm (love him actually) Jake from State Farm And don’t forget Dr. Rick (“Don’t become your parents”). Who knows what the hell his ads are for, but they are funny as shit! Except they make me feel old and cringey!

Okay, so maybe in the end, these characters are not as bad as we thought.  Final tally:

Kill: Flo, Emu

Tolerate: Gecko and Jake

Love ‘em: Mayhem and Dr. Rick

Add your opinion in the comments!

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  1. Tonya March 8, 2023

    Love Dr. Rick!

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