Is It Clicking Yet?
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17-Year-old Mark Cedarburg of Los Angeles has been enjoying his high school years as he gets ready to venture off to Stanford. Just another Redbird on his way to change the world and take on yet another smart people’s job.
He has recently been experiencing a clicking sound in his penis. It has affected most of his school year, however he is the only one acutely aware of the issue. Finally, unbeknown to his parents, he went to the doctor’s office to get a diagnosis.
He found a wonderful female doctor who specializes in urology to look and really see (or hear) what is going on. As he was in the room the doctor said, “Take your pants off and let me take a look….I will need to touch your penis area, so please don’t be alarmed.” What happened next made this situation far more interesting. Dr. Wangina had this to say, “I started to ask him a few question as I was touching and checking his penis….is it clicking yet…is it clicking yet…..he kept saying no…not at all….After the 20th time of asking is it clicking he ejaculated all over the hospital table….not gonna lie…I was appalled and grossed out!!!”
Two weeks later Mark went back to the same practice and the same tests were done and the same result happened. The doctor continues to have him in the office for these check-ups and has finally decided to file a lawsuit against Mark. Dr. Wangina had this to say, “I am on to this little prick…..he just wants me to…..ya know…jerk him off…..I find this repulsive and enjoyable …..but it makes for a solid position to sue his ass!!!”
As you would guess, Mark lost the lawsuit and is now seeing 8 other medical practices in town on a weekly basis. Mark had this to say, “Look….not gonna lie….I am a complete douche bag and this gives me chances in the doctors office that nobody is taking advantage of…. I am hoping other losers like me begin to use this approach….its working…..so is my penis!!!! I am no longer sitting at the “last chance” table!” “One of my new doctors, Dr. Rob, is my only male doctor….he said he refuses to perform the test…..so I got that going for me.”
