It’s a Cruel Summer – leaving me alone on here my own.

The 80’s pop music hit It’s a Cruel Summer by Bananarama became a reality this summer for the Involuntary Celibate (aka Incel’s). The conspiracy theory that women were withholding sex from men is actually true and very strong.

On display at this summer’s FIFA Women’s World Cup held in Australia & New Zealand and at numerous Barbie movie showings was a movement confirming the long held Incel belief that women were purposefully not giving it up to men.

Lysistratans or members of the Lysistrata movement revealed themselves by wearing pink outfits at these summer women’s events that showed resistance to The Patriarchy. Many believe that the movement is in reaction to recent laws oppressing women rights in the modern world and the continual second class citizen status held in some developing countries. The first sign of resistance was earlier this year when FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) reversed its sponsorship plans for the 2023 Women’s World Cup with Visit Saudi, Saudi Arabia’s state tourism authority. According to Human Rights watch, “FIFA’s decision to award Visit Saudi sponsorship of the Women’s World Cup showed shocking disregard for the repression and suffering of Saudi Arabia’s courageous women’s rights defenders, which top female players rightly condemned as an “own goal.”

In response to this movement, conservative podcaster and proclaimed misogynist, Ben Shapiro, stated, “Lysistratans are a nefarious anti-partriarchy organization limiting procreation and copulation in society.” Fellow misogynist and father of 10, Elon Musk, added, “The world does not need any more anti-procreationists, anti-orgasmists or anti-submissives, as we are in a fight for survival as a species. Once we colonize Mars, we may just have to steal Martian women just to be able to fornicate freely as we desire to reproduce a new super species.”

No comment was made by anyone from the Lysistratans as they were too busy living life freely, being their best selves and living by the mantra, “actions speak louder than words.”