It’s Not Just a Fart!
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Martin Crabtree of Charlotte, North Caroline recently died, however this is one of those stories not to be believed. He grew up in a town outside of North Caroline called Hendersonville. He most certainly grew up an idyllic life which he treasured.
He began working for NASCAR in his earlier years and became an iconic mechanic for many familiar NASCAR teams from the past and present (ASE certified). A regular mechanic, but a mind to fix really anything. Most recently he was experience pains in his abdomen. After many tests being done by several doctors and visits to the mayo clinic, it was discovered he ingested all kinds of carcinogens. He realized all those years in the garage became detrimental to his health. Now the story takes an even more odd turn.
Two weeks ago, Martin was at a convention for NASCAR. He followed two pit crew members into a bay to work on a car. At this moment, as they were working….he had severe stomach pain proceeded by flatulating continuously. Even, Mark realized the odor was retched. Martin said, “This is disgusting….powerful…odd….and could probably kill an insect”…..little did he know, both crew members in the bay died immediately. The gaseous matter from his ass destroyed two lives in just seconds. Officer O’Brien had this to say, “Very sad day in Charlotte, however fnnn hilarious….this butthole rips one and kills two dudes in 7 seconds…..and at the same time he took off all the paint on the walls….melted his fnnn shoes…..and nearly almost died from his own fart…..sorry, truly sad….but, holy shit this is funny” On a more interesting note, the federal government caught wind of this, they are looking into possible military applications.
Martin died two days after the event. He was in a pace car for NASCAR performing several tests. Windows up…one fart…. combustible atmosphere….and an immediate vitality. As his wife put it, days leading up to this death, “He smelled like shit….and I filed for divorce…he once brought life into the room….then again, not anymore”.
