Jack Yalute
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President and CEO of Don’t Come Here, Jack Yulate has come up with a new and unique procedure for men.
In a recent sit-down interview with Mr. Yulate, he explained “Not all men want a vasectomy, some want a temporary solution to cover their needs. Say you are going on a trip to Vegas for a bachelor party, but you don’t want to wear a raincoat (he means condom). My temporary vasectomy lasts a month so you can off load your little swimmers but let’s just say they sink and don’t swim.”
“I came up with this idea while working the weekend shift at the Best Buy.” It is important to note Jack is not a Urologist and has no medical background, although he has dissected a frog or so he says. Jack explained further “The kids were freaking out because they just came back from a bachelor party in Costa Rica an 2 of them think they may have impregnated a couple of locals.” He realized then that these young kids who refuse to cover up and unwilling to pull out needed a simple solution. Jack (of all trades as his friends call him) put together a 30-day self-dissolving clamp makes the vas deferens useless (way too much information).
Needless to say, this is a great product for men who like to cheat or men who are married that only have sex 1 month a year. Jack explained “We have tested this product in 1000 men and so far we are about 25% effective. We actually had a guy who unsuccessfully ran for senate try it, unfortunately it didn’t take….I am just glad I decided to not have kids!”
