Jack Yulate Strikes Again
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Jack Yulate is at it again. He is now designing pajamas for young pubescent teens. His designs are, never mind he better explain. Jack explained “My pajamas are called sweet and wet dreams. They are designed specifically for young boys who have wet dreams and hate to clean up after. The pajamas, which have both long and short options have an opening that attaches to a replaceable ejaculate sleeve, which can easily be discarded if used. It may also be reused if nothing happens.”
Jack also discussed where some of his unexpected business has come from. “A lot of Orthodox religious people use it for sex. They used to have to use a sheet with a hole in it, not anymore. With my pajamas they can easily have relations without needing the sheet. I now have a new name for their pajamas, I call it the Holy F@ck, which also incidentally saves people money on new sheets.” Says Jack
Jack is currently trying to get his pajamas into Walmart and Chabaad House Warehouse Outlet Store.
