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Not really satire.

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Jeffery Dahmer Was My Roommate

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By Bill Lumbergh


It recently surfaced that Ira Goldfein lived with Dahmer in the early 80’s for a few years. They shared a studio apartment that was 500 sq feet.

Ira had this to say, “JD was the best….great cook…always fresh meats in the soup…….however, when I thought the cat was licking it my feet and purring…..it was fnnn JD……not to say I didn’t enjoy it….but then he bit off three of my toes and claimed it was an accident…..looking back on it….he was out of work and hungry so I didn’t make it into a big deal….man I miss that guy…..people need to stop bad mouthing him……heart of gold and jaws like a lion…truly a pit bull on raw meat (human)!”

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