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John Wayne Gacy Investigation

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By Bill Lumbergh


Back in the day, John Wayne Gacy was convicted of 33 murders. He was the worst example of humanity and only reinforced how dangerous people can be. In 1994, he ultimately died, but many unanswered questions continued to surface. Were there more people he may have murdered? Well, at MPL we were able to capture some news that recently surfaced.

As of last January, Chicago police are back at the former home of John Wayne Gacy. Officer Obrien had this to say, “We have successfully recovered 8 dinosaur bones….and other various fossils of different dinosaur species…this is ffffd up….this guy was alive when he didn’t exist is what we are thinking….it gets worse….we went to the cemetery he is buried in and noticed 500 dead bodies in that cemetery……did he kill them also…..shit, did he murder everybody in every cemetery around the country is what we are trying to figure out…….this is messed up…anyways, so far we have plenty of evidence to convict his dead ass…..what a scum…how could he kill T-Rex….bastard!”

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