Jonas Brothers Are Not Brothers….Not Even Adopted….Investigation Continues!

Just released, the “Jonas Brothers” are not brothers nor are they adopted. In fact, they are not even orphans. There is tremendous concern that they have been AI long before AI existed. There is even a deeper concern that they plan to take over the world “Jonas Brothers” style. Some say there could be bad dancing and cheezy fashion legislation coming down in all states (This includes Plymouth Rock and some odd Amish territory nobody even knows about in New Jersey”. We spoke with Nick Jonas and here is what he had to say, “My name is not Nick….it is fnnn Nicky…..and I don’t know Joe or Kevin….what I do know is they always have crap cologne on when I am in the same room with them….and I still have no idea how I even get in the room with them…..major dbags that I would not admit to being brothers with even if we were….anyways, I have to get back to my plans to take over the world….one colony at a time….proud to be a pilgrim!”