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Jostens New Class Ring

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By Bill Lumbergh


Jostens has a rich history of making rings for all kinds of scholastic events. However, they are mostly known for class rings most kids yearn for when graduating. Due to Covid, a lot of kids have suffered academically, and many kids have had to finish up their GED in the evening.

Jostens has the “Barely Graduated Line”. In many cases these rings don’t fit and are often missing stones. The CEO of Jostens had this to say, “Hey, it’s something and honestly, we make shit load of money from this..just glad kids are at least graduating…barely!”

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