Judge

In a turn of events, Judge Paulford punishes the father in a divorce trial with full custody of his 3 kids. The Judge explained his decision, “I interviewed the three Taylor kids and realized they were spoiled annoying ungrateful a-holes. It was then I realized that I was going to award custody of them to their father who never even asked for it. The father in the case, Tommy Taylor was a complete narcissistic a hole and philandering piece of crap. The best punishment I could come up with was to award Tommy full custody and give the mother a break from those leaches. I even gave the wife alimony and supervised visitation just so she had a buffer from those jerks. Also, it didn’t hurt her case that I am sleeping with the mother’s hot attorney but let’s keep that on the down low as I don’t need to end up in this court with my nagging dried up wife.”  Judge Paulford is the same judge who previously awarded a man house arrest but not at his house but at the local whore house as he felt he needed a break after being married for over 30 years.