Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Just Eat It

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By Bill Lumbergh


As inflation impacts the cost of food and everything else, people are just trying to survive. The basics have become a “luxury”.

Jesse Slattsmeup headed down a journey of survival with food for himself and his family. He started eating his own shit and using urine as a nice tangy drink to wash it town. Yes, this is totally disgusting, however, there are surprisingly health benefits. Additionally, they have not paid for groceries in over 10 months. Here is what Jesse had to say, “My kids hate it, however with the extra cash we have gone on tons of family trips….more video games….and its kept the kids from foods that are unhealthy…..we even opened up a restaurant….we keep the scraps…never have to throw away inventory…….changed are lives and nothing tastes like shit anymore….in fact, “Everything Does”….hence the name of the restaurant!”

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