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Not really satire.

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Kansas City Changes After The Super Bowl

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  1. Ignoring all rules of taxonomy, Andy Reed has been declared the state bird.
  2. The city will promote beautiful, team-themed yards in a new magazine called, Better Mahomes and Gardens.
  3. Juju Smith-Schuster admitted his name didn’t belong in the NFL.  Will change to BangBang Smith-Wesson.
  4. To be respectful of the Native American culture, the team will change its name from “Chiefs” to “Upper Management.”
  5. The Governor stated that the city should finally change name to “Missouri City” because “we are not in $#%@ing Kansas.”  Thus, the team’s new name could be Missouri City Upper Management, aka MCUM?
  6. Jake from State Farm will move into Pat Mahomes’ house to help count his money and dust his MVP trophies.
  7. It’s been rumored that Rihanna will be changing her name to Ye for the next Super Bowl and will debut a new song about matzah ball soup.
  8. They will make shirts of Kelce mocking crying Eagles fans called, “Travis Tees.”
  9. NFL warned that anyone wearing KC gear in Philly is just asking for assisted suicide
  10. To combat the insanely high-income taxes in Kansas City, Patrick Mahomes will send a gift-boxed stool sample to every resident. Since he shits gold, this should be better than a government stimulus check.

1 Comment

  1. Josh Miller February 22, 2023

    Sorry. I think you guys missed on this one.

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