Kiss Me…Your Perfect……But Your Ugly….A Handshake Will Do

Andrew Maymightof  smoked more weed than there is farms……but, his frail body made its way to the dance clubs to socialize. However, this time he saw this girl that stuck out in the dark thumping club. As they started dancing he went in for the big kiss…he felt he had what was perfect…..the warmth of her perfume vibe hit him…….her smoking blonde hair bouncing all over…then he got real close….she had a full beard….and a little man living in her beard……the little man shouted, stay the fff away from her….a handshake will do. At that point, Andrew drove away in his car……and quickly she shaved off her beard.