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Kiss of Endearment

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The Medical Association of Nevada conducted research on how kissing with a tongue provides all kinds of health benefits. Anything from increasing blood flow through the body to lowering the resting heart rate in many of the subjects.

Nevada has a newly mandated law that when parents kiss their kids for bed at night they use their tongue for health reasons. We spoke with 17-year-old James Noweener who is getting use to this new law and he had this to say, “I thought my parents were ffffd up, now I know they are!”

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  1. Jeremy Lin-Guini March 29, 2023

    “Yes!!! Finally! Something I’ve known forever! I’ve even done that for every trick or treater.”
    – Joe Biden

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