Korean Kardashian

A South Korean woman named Cherri Lee has spent $60K to try to look like Kim Kardashian and is proud of what she has done.  It was a love at first sight for Lee as she grew up idolizing Kim.  So, she knew what she had to do in her life…

She got her first nip and tuck at age 20, and 8 years later, she believes she has completed her transformation.  It ONLY cost her all her savings and her past life, but she has gone viral for her efforts.

The Korean doctors said everything went well, but that “it would be up to her to become dumb as a doorknob, because we can’t help her with that.”

Lee was happy about her prospects about modeling but knew that her dating options would be limited, since there are pretty much no tall black men in South Korea.

In an odd coincidence, a South Carolinian woman named Cherry Leigh has also had a series of surgeries over the past 8 years, but to look like Kim Jong Un.  As a child, she was fascinated with Pokémon and has had an obsession with catching all of them, including the Korean Dictator.  But she soon came to the realization that she would never get to North Korea, much less get her GED.  So, she decided, “If you can’t catch’em, be’em.”

Will the two Cherries, err, I mean the two Kims ever meet to discuss their cross-cultural sisterhood and life experiences?

Due to the language barrier, it would be very difficult.  However, the latest development is that Caitlyn Jenner and Dennis Rodman have agreed to translate between the two Cherries, and nothing could ever make more sense than that.