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Lady Win’s $2B in Lottery and Shouts “I am giving none of this to charity”

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Sally Charity is a bookkeeper in Joliet, Illinois. She just recently was awarded the largest lottery winnings in the state of Illinois and ever in the country! We spoke with Sally and here is what she had to say, “First of all, I am giving none of this to charity……heck, I am charity, so technically the money was given to charity….I don’t think any dipshit can argue with that statement…one, it is fact based…..and second I am giving the money to charity….I might give a few bucks to this foundation that has proven Santa does not exist and that the tooth fairy is crap and your mom and dad are lying to you….I like to support foundations supporting truth for the youth of America!”

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