Lance Armstrong is Legalizing Doping in Cycling

After years of being arrogant and lacking integrity, Lance Armstrong has made a case for the cycling governing body to legalize doping. We spoke with his representative and here is what she had to say, “Look, he did win the Tour De France several times while using EPO…since it works, why not give everyone a chance to cheat…..if we all cheat it becomes less of a concern on who is cheating…I do think he can be a prick….however, he did say he is willing to do the entire Tour on a unicycle which will give others a advantage to even the playing field!”