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Legal in Duluth Minnesota to Microwave Your Head During Winter Months

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As you travel up North in Minnesota you will invariably hit Duluth. It is a bitter cold many folks living in northern MN struggle to get through. Local government has approved a new law that will give all people in Duluth the legal right to microwave their head. The law states that the general population can heat their head up to 5 minutes. The law does allow anyone in Duluth who works in government to heat their head up to 10 minutes. We had a chance to speak with Lisa Ovoheady who works for the state and here is what she had to say, “Every state has their set of stupid laws…..this one is psychotic….I have a few friends in government who have broken the law and heated their head for 47 minutes with tin foil….no doubt, don’t put tin foil in the microwave unless it is the head of your step sister or your uncle who is a prick…….at least that was the guidance we were told as the law was in development…..Florida is in the process of leveraging this very law and rolling it out statewide.

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