Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Lemonade Stands Being Replaced with Covid Test Kits

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3rd grader Mikey Sills was looking for a way to make money. He first started with a lemonade stand like so many young kids before him. The problem was his lemonade was not quite as a good as the other kids in the neighborhood. Since last week, Mikey is selling covid test kits he has been getting free from the government. We spoke with his father “Big Mike” since this was mostly his idea, “We put Mikey as the front man to sell the test kits….. we have been getting free kits for the last 2 years…..they are not meant to be resold……..however, I  found a loop hole……I figure, if we don’t disclose we are getting these kits free and that we are selling them illegally, I can sell them..or I mean, have Mikey be my fall guy!”

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