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Lebron James wants to bring another title to Cleveland and rumors are abound that he is set to leave LA to pursue another ring in his hometown. We spoke to a member of his entourage who only wanted to be referred to as Lehomey. Lehomey explained Lebron’s newest dream, “Lebron loves Cleveland so much he wants to bring them another title, just not in basketball. He wants Cleveland to enjoy another title outside of basketball and realizes the chances are slim for Cleveland to win one in football or baseball and that is exactly why he is coming back. Lebron is coming back to The Land to deliver Cleveland it’s next biggest title and that will be in the MLP or Major League Pickleball. Everyone in his circle knows that Lebron loves pickleball, even more than basketball. All he does at practice is talk about pickleball and his dream of playing for the MLP title. He is sick being mistreated by fans who don’t appreciate his greatness on the wood floor, and he now wants to show off his greatness just outside the kitchen (pickleball term). He loves pickleball so much he created a league just so he could play in it and dominate even more than he does in basketball. There is one other reason this makes sense; it is because he can dominate the pickleball court and not have to hear how some guy named Michael did it better than him. The only Michael that Lebron has to worry about is Michael Kauffman from the Detroit Pickleball Paddlers but his serve sucks. Just wait and see, people will be saying its gotta be the paddle (referring to the new Nike pickleball paddles called the King’s Paddle) and singing “if I could serve like Lebron” and commercials featuring  Lebron drinking a sports drink on the pickleball court. This is a genius move by Lebron and I am just happy to live off his greatness. So, Cleveland be ready to be the next title town.”