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Library Drive Thru

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Wow my local library reopened and has a curbside pickup and a drive thru now!! I was curious so I went to Yelp and found these reviews:

“Horrible! They always mess up my order! I said Lord of the Fries, not Lord of the Sprite.”

“They are always so slow.  I was so hungry….for information, but had to wait a long time.”

“I tried to make a reservation but they’re always overBOOKED.”

“They ran out of Fitzgerald! You Gatsby kidding me!”

“The books were all messed up and in the wrong places!  They should be ashamed of them shelves!”

“Friendly staff!  I think the blonde librarian likes me, but maybe I’m reading too much into it.”

“I pulled up to the window and got my 30 books!  She said, that’s a lot of books there, don’t overdue it.”

“I asked for a book about BigFoot.  She said they can’t give that at the drive thru, and that I’d have to search for it in the LARGE PRINT section.  Damn.”

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