Life in Cremation

There has been a popular trend of people living wonderful lives that prefer to be cremated and live in a powdered state. We spoke with Powder Bill about how his life has changed, “Well, I no longer have to work for that asshole Frank Dillweed……now that I am powder, there is no reason for me to own a house……I don’t have to see or eat at my sister-in—laws house…..I hated her and her cooking always seemed like she was trying to kill me….I did her the favor and got cremated early, however living in this cremated state is far more cost effective…I am grateful for life!”