Little “D” Energy

By Jack Firestone

Robert Clayton of Farmington, California has created a company specifically designed to help woman understand men more.  While Mediapub.live does not believe this is possible, Mr. Clayton has put together a day in the life of as certain man. The Over-compensator is a program put together by Mr. Clayton aimed at woman to live a day in the life of someone who is trying to be bigger than they really are in life.

Mr. Clayton explains “There are more and more men who are displaying what has been labeled little D Energy and my company is designed to help woman live a day in the life of a man with this disorder.” The “D” in Little D Energy stands for a male private part. We sent our own Clara Pomero to take the course and report back to us. Clara first took an hour class on what Little D energy is about and immediately after the class she got into an oversized pickup truck full of a set of truck balls on the back. The instructor had her drive around the town and have her honk her obnoxiously loud horn at unsuspecting bystanders. “I thought the instructor was kidding when he told me to cut someone off and hit the gas,” Clara said “But when I did, a huge black smoke cloud filled the air behind my truck. He then asked me to park at the local malls and made sure I parked just over the line so nobody else could park in the space next to us. The crazy part was going through multiple drive through windows and yelling at the employees regardless of what they did and throwing the food back at them and driving off. We ended the day driving an exotic sports car. The instructor had me drive through a busy downtown area with my windows down so everyone could see who was displaying the Little D Energy.”

“The day was very successful because at the end of the day, I felt as though I had a big shwanker.” Said Clara (who has no penis)