Loss Prevention Department Stolen

Loss prevention is responsible for enforcing policies that reduce fraud and theft. As of yesterday, all Loss Prevention departments have been stolen and are missing. This is a big problem because Loss Prevention typically investigates theft and somehow the entire departments have been robbed at every major retailer in the US.  NSA is looking into this issue and we had a chance to speak with Rob Robber who runs a division in National Security and here is what he had to say, “I have a backyard filled with loss prevention departments…I have no idea how they got there….just because my last name is Robber does not mean I committed a crime….I admit, it looks fishy…..maybe it is because my ebay account has more products on it than Amazon…..look, everyone needs more money……heck, I am willing to keep this going as long until I get caught……please don’t quote this in the article!”