Ohio State Defeats Notre Dame!

Ohio State recently defeated Notre Dame in football. What comes with Notre Dame can often be many words from former coach and the esteemed, Lou Holtz. We spoke with Lou and here is what he had to say, “I want to apologize to Ryan Day and all my fellow Buckeye friends……this Ozempic shit has made be nuts…….before the game I streaked through my neighborhood…..then my brothers tent (he owns a tent company)….I jumped into some ladies house I don’t know and came to realize it wasn’t a lady….I fled there and ended up back at home fully dressed and have no idea how that happened……however, I am losing weight and strongly considering increasing the dosage…..not going to lie, streaking is fun and a new freedom(for me and my balls)……..my apologies to Coach Day…..I had no idea that was his house!”