Loyalty Cards Going Away

Many retailers and other retail establishments have leveraged loyalty cards as a means to customer retention and engagement. However, customers are sick of carrying around loyalty cards and downloading more shit to their phone. That is when David Russryan developed “HeadScandee”. David had this to say after leaving the grocery store, “That barcode on the back of my head hurt like fnnnn hell, however now I just scan my head…no more of this loyalty card shit…..plus now that I can’t afford a smart phone (because the investment of all his money into HeadScandee) to download more loyalty crap….I just scan my damn head……yes, both my brothers Ryan and Adam have to lift me up on the conveyor for each scan…..big deal…its fun as shit…and honestly, most of the time I am stoned as all heck!”