Lucky Lou!

Paul Swanson was very jealous of co-worker Louis Battone or what his co-workers called him “Lucky Lou”. Paul Swanson decided to pull what he thought was the practical joke of the century. Paul bought a lottery ticket for all his co-workers including Lou, but he bought last week’s lucky lottery numbers and devised a plan to tape last week’s lottery announcement and play it as Lou watched and would think he would become a millionaire.

Well not all ideas go as planned and unfortunately this idea went very wrong.  The plan looked like it was working as the numbers were being called and Lou was going crazy. Lou quit his job on the spot and told the crew with him to “suck it!” As he ran outside in celebration, he got hit by a passing car and immediately was taken to the hospital for surgery.

Well let’s just say Lucky Lou was truly lucky because as they worked on his broken legs, they realized he had a clot forming and the surgeons were basically able to save him from a ticking time bomb. Not only did Lucky Lou survive the surgery and pending doom, but it also turned out that the car that hit him ran a red light and Lou got a 3million dollar settlement (more than the winning lotto ticket). Lucky Lou invested the 3 million in upstart businesses and has successfully turned the 3 million into a robust 25 million and has bought the company he used to work for and as you might have guessed, I immediately fired Paul Swanson. Lou also opened another business making tampons for men….it is currently being acquired by Fisher-Price for $50M!