Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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We have seen how the 3D printer has taken off globally. It has taken prototyping to a new level. It is detailed and has efficient production in small quantities. 5th grader Jonny Doodles came up with a new invention. He sits inside a printer and when you scan your invention or product……Jonny resides inside the machine in a place where you can not see him. He does all the CAD drawings and prototype models by hand and then disperses them in a hatch in the machine. Few know, this technology isn’t even technology and it’s Jonny doing the work.

We asked Jonny and this is what he had to say about his invention, “First, I am lazy as shit and this is a lot of work….all I want to do his mess up the house….draw pictures….cry….and scream I love myself to my family as often as possible….anyways, I am going to take the bar exam next week and sue my parents….they keep me in school and I think there is a loop hole around that!”

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