Marriage Issues

Marty and Sharon Bindone are having marital problems as many people face on a daily basis, just ask my ex-wife. Turns out Marty and Sharon have a unique situation that only Marty and Sharon can explain. Marty told MediaPub.Live, “The older I get the more I pay attention to what is going to keep me healthy. Turns out that for a man to help reduce the risk of prostate cancer he must ejaculate over 20 times a month. My wife won’t touch it and” Sharon interrupted and said, “ Marty is so lazy he wont do it himself. Add in the fact that I am the beneficiary of his life insurance policy, so if he dies quicker the better. We both want a divorce but he is too lazy to file for it and I just want his money after I die so it’s a win-win for me.”

It turns out after all this the Bindone’s have not actually married. Marty was too lazy to fill out the marriage license and for the last 37 years they have been just roommates. However, not all is lost because Sharon is still the beneficiary of his insurance policy. Should Marty die from not playing with himsel, Sharon will be the one who will have the happy ending after all.