McDonalds No Longer Serves Fries

After years of the best fast food fries ever known to any human (or ET), McDonalds will no longer be serving fries. We spoke with a McDonalds board member and here is what he had to say, “Do you know what that shit is made with? Let’s just say larva does more than harvest bugs……in all seriousness, they are made with something that looks like larva…but nobody is certain….not even the formulators have any clue……maybe it is larva….who the ff knows….we took it off the menu and added sardine fries….smell like shit, but apparently really good for your heart and breath if you want to breath on dead people……trying to make things healthy again!”