McRib Song

McRib, McRib, McRib, McRib

I’m begging of you please don’t take my man

McRib, McRib, McRib, McRib

Please don’t take him just because you can

Your beauty is beyond compare

With weeks old flaccid buns with hair

With bleached onions and meat 50% lean

Your smell is like a can of Valvoline

Your go down soft like Dollar Tree glue

And I cannot compete with you

McRib

He talks about you in his sleep

And there’s nothing I can do to keep

From crying when he calls your name

McRib

And I can easily understand

How you could easily take my man

But you don’t know what he means to me

McRib

McRib, McRib, McRib, McRib

I’m begging of you please don’t take my man

McRib, McRib, McRib, McRib

Please don’t take him just because you can

You could have your choice of men

But I could never love again

He’s the only one for me

McRib

I had to have this talk with you

My happiness depends on you

And whatever you decide to do

McRib

McRib, McRib, McRib, McRib

I’m begging of you please don’t make me lonely

McRib, McRib, McRib, McRib

Please don’t come back not even limited time only

McRib, McRib

*Steven Spark has sued Dolly Parton numerous times over the years for stealing his song; while he has been sued many times by McDonald’s for writing this song.