Medical Profession is Evolving

For the last 3 decades, running a private practice has become very difficult. Doctors have finally found a way to save on insurance costs and other fixed operating expenses. The future of medicine is patients showing up in a lab coat to have the chance to examine their  doctor. That is right, the doctor will now disrobe and be examined and still be advising the patient. This may all sound crazy, but it has been a very strategic move to help doctors reduce malpractice costs and other risks. In fact, most of the patients have no fnnnnn idea on what they are doing. As a result, doctors are suing patients left and right and find revenue they never had before. Patients mistakes have become a profit center for Dr. Cramps. Here is what he had to say, “This is pretty fffffd up…….however, I finally love medicine again…..and not paying malpractice insurance anymore….so great to not be a doctor….well…sort of…ehhh patient I guess…and all those hernia checks that I don’t have to do and now get……..been going to my new doctor…I mean patient for 7 days a week…I never miss an appoinment…..bring on the hernia check!”