Medical Student Loses MD and Fellowship Honors

Dr. David Stoolman was in the midst of his fellowship in Gastroenterology. Just weeks away from fulfilling all of his education and honors. However, he made a big mistake when he did his last procedure two week ago. He stitched up a patient in the rectal area, however this time he chose to seal up the patients ass crack. Additionally he stopped wearing gloves and stated, “I’m going old school….some people need a finger in their ass”. When asked why, Dr. Stoolman had this to say, “I am sick of being a Stoolman…..plus, that guy was ripping ass during the procedure….I put an end to that in 15 minutes…his family can thank me later…..I am now going to become a dog groomer…less risk and better hours!”